*bites all over Ella’s body, making huge bruises as I go*
Ella gives one tiny hickie on my neck. I whinge about it for 6 years.
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
Over half of men prefer women in jeans and a t-shirt to any other outfit.
A bale of cotton weighs about 500 pounds and makes more than 1,200 women’s t-shirts.
The first pair of jean trousers was made in Genoa, Italy, which is also where the word “jean” comes from.
Over 100% of women don’t give a shit what men prefer